Do you know how to wipe your butt? It seems like a silly question since you’ve likely been wiping your butt longer than you’ve been able to write your own name. But if we’re all doing it the right way, then why are skidmarks a common occurrence? For those of you who think it is taboo to talk about such things, who prefer to pretend like it isn’t a problem …. Well, this short article is not for you.
Maintaining intimate hygiene is important for your health and well-being. And when it comes to cleaning the anus, many people just aren’t doing it right. Sometimes, if you don’t wipe properly, fecal matter can accumulate in the anal area causing irritation and discomfort, and being the cause of odors.
Instructions
- Always wipe from front to back with gentle movements. Never wipe in the opposite direction, to prevent feces from coming into contact with your genital area and causing infection. No need to be harsh, so you avoid hurting yourself.
- It’s important to continue wiping until the fecal matter is completely gone. A good way to avoid irritation and discomfort caused by toilet paper is to initially clean most of the stool with toilet paper, and then finish cleaning yourself with special wet wipes. Or you can also use baby wipes. If you have sensitive skin, make sure that you use wet wipes that are for sensitive skin and that are not scented to prevent irritation. These products are very effective for cleaning the anus, reducing irritation and discomfort, while providing a thorough cleansing and leaving you with a more comfortable feeling.
Use wet wipes or baby wipes to clean your anus until you have completely removed all fecal matter.
Most people don’t wipe their butts properly, simply because most people who use toilets also tend to use “handfuls of wadded paper.”
Imagine chocolate pudding. Now imagine taking a spoonful of that delicious brown dessert and dropping that shit onto your table top. Now you need to wipe it off! Let me ask you this: is the best decision for this task dry toilet paper?
Really, the only way to actually get it clean is to use something wet, preferably with some kind of astringent to facilitate cleaning/disinfecting.
Here’s a funny question. You ever notice how we don’t use toilet paper on babies? And why not? Because that will just not handle the job. If you want that baby-bottom clean, you bust out the baby wipes, otherwise, you’ll be there all day and wind up with a chaffed-and-rashed mini-human. And nobody wants that.
Then…for some inexplicable reason…once we get ourselves potty-trained…we de-evolve into using toilet paper. Think about that for a second.
But baby wipes – which are essentially nothing more than paper towel soaked in witch hazel and baby oil – accomplish more than water or toilet paper, in whatever way you want to use them.
And yet the vast majority of people over 2 years old don’t use them. It’s as close to wiping your ass with satin as you will ever experience. And if you tell me that doesn’t sound like an awesome feeling, then you are clearly not the same species as the rest of us.
My point is, people should wipe their asses properly. Go out, buy a pack of good-quality baby wipes, and I promise you will wonder why you ever used toilet paper.
Source: healthadviceteam.com
